天美麻豆

A scout sent to gather intelligence on your planet, I originally landed in the Southeastern part of North America. After decades of gathering intel, I decided to go rogue and relocate to China. My superiors believe it is a ridiculous idea to gather intel here, but I have proven them wrong for the last 5.5 years. I will have to move again in the next year though, as they are getting close to tracking me down. To "blend in" with your kind, I started as an English teacher here, but soon realized that your young are vile and odd creatures that I have no way of understanding. I moved on to avenues that gave me great excuses to observe you; photography, screenwriting, working in film. All of these provide me the perfect cover. As for my hobbies, you homosapiens have some interesting recreational activities, I will admit to that. Drinking rum, watching films, smoking pipes and cigars, getting covered in high quality art and playing poker. These are far better than the relaxation periods on my world, and a lot less messy... usually.